imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

(via tatehorror)

thegoddamazon:

“I love the waterparks! I wish I could do that more often these days but I’m allergic to the sunlight. I really can’t go in the sun without an umbrella but then there are the times when you’re just like, it looks like so much fun and you just say ‘forget it’ I’m going. I have to do this!”

Michael Jackson.

MJ was on that YOLO shit before Drake was even born, son.

(Source: -intheround, via ai-yo)

reginasmom:

wHat THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHITE PEOPLE

reginasmom:

wHat THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHITE PEOPLE

(Source: salcl4rk, via giraphics)

sailorramen:

fangirlingheaven:

But how…..?

#black don’t crack

sailorramen:

fangirlingheaven:

But how…..?

#black don’t crack

(via jovgrey)